Haunted Mansion (2023) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? When Disney announced they were making another Haunted Mansion movie, I honestly wasn’t sure what to think. The Eddie Murphy version had already become one of those movies I grew up with. Was it perfect? No. Was…
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 👻 “Welcome, foolish mortals…” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in the early 2000s Disney had a very interesting idea. They looked around their theme parks and apparently decided that every ride deserved a movie. Now, to be fair, Pirates of the Caribbean had just…
Super 8 (2011)
Super 8 (2011) 👽🛸📽🚅 The Closest Thing We’ll Ever Get To J.J. Abrams Directing E.T. Meets Stranger Things Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Here’s q genuine question, does anyone find aliens as fascinating as i do? Back in 2011, the trailers for Super 8 were honestly some of the best marketing…
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 👽🛸 The Alien Movie That said we come in piece Let’s Start By Showing Y’all The Trailers Shall We? Looking back at the trailers for Close Encounters of the Third Kind, I think they’re fascinating because they sell the movie as this massive alien event while somehow still…
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Jungle Cruise (2021) 🚢🐒 Really digging the bottom of the barrel with this one — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? Back in 2021 Disney once again looked around their theme parks and apparently said: “Well, Pirates of the Caribbean worked.” Then somebody probably looked over at Jungle Cruise and said:…
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Masters of the Universe (1987) 💀🗡🛡 “I have the power!” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer shall we? The reason reviewing this movie now is because just last night I went to go see the new Masters Of The Universe movie, how was that? We’ll my review will be up soon. So…
Scary Movie 6 (2026)
Scary Movie 6 (2026) 🍿 “WAZZZZZUP!” Twenty-five years, and apparently were still doing this. That’s how long it’s been since the Wayans brothers made a Scary Movie. Let that sink in for a second. The original Scary Movie came out in 2000. Scary Movie 2 came out in 2001. Then the Wayans brothers left the…
What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024)
What We Do in the Shadows (2019–2024) 🧛♂️🦇 Hey look its freaking Matt Berry! Let’s start by showing y’all the opening theme shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the season 1 trailer so any new comers can get an idea what this show is like. ⚠️ Content Warning:This series contains strong language, graphic violence, gore, blood,…
Camp Lazlo (2005)
Camp Lazlo (2005) 🏖☀️ “This show feels like someone had a dream… and then animated it without questioning anything.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? Yeah this intro immediately tells you what kind of show you’re about to watch. It’s chill, it’s goofy, it’s vibey… and then the episode starts…
Bunk’d (2015–2024)
Bunk’d (2015–2024) 🏖☀️ “Summer camp vibes, Jessie leftovers, and yeah… a whole lot of changing identities over the years.” — 🎵 Let’s start by playing the theme song shall we? You get all the summer camp needs and wants without having to go outside in real life. It’s catchy. Not legendary, not something I’m blasting…
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