The Boys (2019) – Season 1 Superheroes, but make it deeply uncomfortable. — ⚠️ Warning Before We Even Begin ⚠️ This season is extremely gory. People explode. Limbs come off. Faces get crushed. There’s sexual assault, abuse of power, corporate manipulation, and very obvious political undertones. It is not subtle. It is not clean. It…
Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Darth Maul’s Return & Mandalore Arc (2012–2020)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Darth Maul’s Return & Mandalore Arc (2012–2020) ♥️🖤💛 Man literally too angry to die… becomes a crime lord… turns into a Shakespearean demon… and makes Obi-Wan’s life worse on purpose Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Season 4: Season 5: Season 7: Now I must admit,…
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021)
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) ❤️ “Why is there a giant blood-colored dog running around New York??” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is about a giant red dog. And I don’t mean “oh he’s a little bigger than normal.” No. I…
Tom & Jerry (2021)
Tom & Jerry (2021) 😾🐁 “This is a Tom & Jerry movie that forgot it’s a Tom & Jerry movie” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically a hotel wedding movie. I wish I was joking. You’ve got this big royal wedding…
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) 🍃 “I am a grown man watching Dora… and somehow also Indiana Jones?” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie is basically Dora the Explorer mixed with Indiana Jones mixed with The Mummy, and I’m just…
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The Smurfs 2 (2013) 💙 A Smurf-Elicious sequal? Oh god they got me doing the puns now. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So somehow… we’re back. Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is still out here failing successfully, now famous for magic tricks, and still obsessed with capturing the…
The Smurfs (2011)
The Smurfs (2011) 💙 “New York needed saving… just not like this.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So the Smurfs are living their peaceful little magical forest life when Gargamel (Hank Azaria) shows up—because of course he does—and chases them through a portal that drops them…
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
Horton Hears a Who! (2008) “At least THIS one knew what story it was telling.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time, Illumination actually decides to respect the source material… mostly. We follow Horton (Jim Carrey), who hears a tiny civilization living on…
The Lorax (2012)
The Lorax (2012) “How bad can it be? …oh, it can be THIS bad.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🟢 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this movie drops us into this bright, colorful, plastic-looking city where literally everything is fake. Fake trees, fake grass, fake vibes, fake everything. And…
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
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